"Um...What? I don't have anything in my hand. Oh that, smeared all over the floor. That's not eye shadow, its...uh...purple dirt. This! This thing in my hand? Well, it's a...a...uh...toy! Yeah, it's obviously MY toy Mom! Whats with the 411?!"
"Okay! I did it! It was me! I couldn't help myself. An open makeup compact on the floor! What is that? Oh course I had to poke at it and them smear the contents all over the kitchen floor. What else was I going to do?! I had no choice. Look, I'm sorry OK! I never thought I'd get caught."
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Such a fantastic memory to laugh at down the road!
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